So I’m flipping through this catalog for new work polos and…

WHY

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DONT

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WOMEN

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GET

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BUTTONS

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ABOVE

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THE CLEAVAGE??

Why don’t I get a full range of buttons? Is it too much to ask that I get something mildly fitted to my body that also has more than one button or isn’t cut to below my boobs? Why is this so difficult for clothing companies??

So I’m torn. Do I get the men’s polo and have it look boxy or the women’s and have half my chest out at any given moment?

jewishdragon: “underwaterfraulein: “ death-g-reaper: “ empressofthelibrary: “ secretlifeofateenblogger-blog: “I keep forgetting what the differences are in the over the counter pain relievers, so I made a handy chart. ” This Is Important. I always...
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jewishdragon:

underwaterfraulein:

death-g-reaper:

empressofthelibrary:

secretlifeofateenblogger-blog:

I keep forgetting what the differences are in the over the counter pain relievers, so I made a handy chart.

This Is Important.

I always had really really horrible growing pains as a kid.  Like, I clearly remember being curled up on the floor crying because it felt like some evil person had stuck a fork in my calf and was twisting it around like spaghetti.  Mom always had me take ibuprofen for it, and when that didn’t do anything, she just gave me more.

Now the stuff barely works on me, even when I take it for the things it actually fixes.

Please, please, double-check to make sure you’re taking the right medicines for your pain.

My mom always gave me tylonel for period cramps as a kid and it never did anything. It’s nice to know now that she was literally giving me the least effective option

And please PLEASE note that as the chart says, acetaminophen “can be taken with NSAIDs”, which means you can take Tylenol/acetaminophen AND one of the other listed pain-relievers.

My mom has been a doctor for 40+ years, and her standard advice for headaches is, take two regular-strength Advil, and then if that doesn’t work, ALSO take two regular-strength Tylenol.

Also note: the digestive/stomach irritating side effects can be avoided/lessened by eating something before taking the medication

In fact, not eating something could cause damage, since that is what the side effects mean. Pain = damage.

My mother (a pharmacist) insists on eating before taking ibuprofen!

(via tomuchfangirling)

✈️ european city asks

ask-bait:

  • london: when you visit a city, do you take in the tourist points or the more unknown places?
  • paris: where did you last fall in love?
  • berlin: do you find history or geography to be more interesting?
  • amsterdam: would you drink in a room full of strangers?
  • prague: rivers or forests?
  • vienna: do you enjoy classic literature?
  • barcelona: beaches or cities?
  • madrid: who did you last attend a party with?
  • budapest: if you could do anything and not have to face the consequences, what would you do?
  • rome: ancient rome or ancient greece?
  • copenhagen: how many languages can you speak?
  • dublin: where was the last castle you visited?
  • stockholm: angst or fluff?
  • lisbon: if you had the chance to become a prince/princess, would you?
  • athens: favourite greek myth?
  • milan: what matters more: fashion or comfort?
  • munich: why did you kiss the last person you did?
  • helsinki: when did you last visit a friend’s house?
  • reykjavik: do people usually have trouble pronouncing your name when you first meet?
  • florence: how did you discover your favourite artist’s work?
  • edinburgh: would you visit a dog park without a dog?
  • oslo: what’s more important: work or love?
  • venice: why did you last fall in love?
  • glasgow: where were you going during your latest bus journey?
  • liverpool: do you follow any sports?
  • cologne: why did you last visit your grandparents?
  • moscow: would you rather perform in a circus or an opera?
  • naples: if you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and for how long?

(via pawpels)

marley-gang:

sinfullyselected:

tha–snazzle:

road-twitch:

sparkle-fart-69:

winterinthetardis:

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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